Wednesday 15 March 2017

The daughter to a popular politician decided to show everyone



 The daughter to a popular politician decided to show everyone

The daughter to a popular politician decided to show everyone her goodies in an upmarket club in Kampala.
The lady was said to have been heavy on drugs and alcohol and was seen dancing with every other man who cared to be rubbed.
He Kept shouting the name of her father and dared to shoot anyone who came in her way while having fun.
Her friends tried covering her but she was stubborn. They had no choice but to wait until the alcohol  level in her system wet down.

Behind the Scenes of Bebe Cool’s New Video “18 and Over”



Behind the Scenes of Bebe Cool’s New Video “18 and Over”

 

The two are also seen in the crystal colorful video enjoying the bumpy rides before going to share a dinner together where Bebe Cool is seen trying to feed the happy lady. Check out some of the photos below.


Moses Ssali alias Bebe Cool who promised his fans a new song at the beginning of every month is yet ti drop another crystal clear video for his new single dubbed ’18 and Over” whose video has already been shot.
The Gagamel CEO is seen in the behind the scenes of this video while enjoying and having a good time with the sexy video vixen he shot with.

BEST JOKES EVER.

                                  

  1. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
  2. Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
  3. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!
  4. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
  5. What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
  6. What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
  7. Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
  8. A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
  9. I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
  10. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?…Ba-na-na-naaa!
  11. What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
  12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head)
  13. Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!
  14. What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
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  16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  17. What’s the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind as he hits the windshield? His butt.
  18. Knock knock- who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I’m dwounding!
  19. The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
  20. What goes “ha ha thump”? A man laughing his head off.
  21. What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.
  22. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
  23. Why are pirates so mean? I don’t know, they just arrrrrrrrr!
  24. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
  25. What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
  26. Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?
  27. Who’s there?” … “Control freak. Okay now you say, ‘Control freak who?”
  28. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? It’s nacho cheese.
  29. What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? A knight light.
  30. Have you heard about corduroy pillows?! They’re making headlines!
  31. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum Tish!
  32. There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted.
  33. What do you call a sleepwalking nun… A roamin’ Catholic.
  34. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
  35. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
  36. Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice.
  37. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
  38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOO!
  39. Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone? He couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.
  40. Knock knock…who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Ooooo gross! (now do you get the earlier one?)
  41. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
  42. Why did the stop light turn red??? You would too if you had to change in the middle if the street!
  43. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.
  44. What do you do with a dead chemist …. You Barium.
  45. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick!
  46. A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables…the bartender says, buddy, I’ll serve you as long as you don’t start anything.
  47. Two cows are sitting in a field, and one says to the other, “so, how about that mad cow disease? Scary stuff, right?” To which to other replies, “terrifying. But what do I care? I’m a helicopter.”
  48. How does Jesus make tea???? Hebrews it.
  49. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino!
  50. What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “Where’s my Tractor?!”
  51. Have you heard about the duck that was arrested for dealing? He was selling “quack”.
  52. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
  53. How do you catch a unique rabbit? You ‘neek’ up on it.
  54. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The ‘tame’ way.
  55. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!
  56. *While waving your hands on either side of the other person’s head* “running through the woods, running through the woods, running through the woods. Close our eyes!” *smack person on forehead* “TREE! Never close your eyes when you’re running through the woods!”
  57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hippa. Hippa who? I’m sorry, I’can’t tell you that.
  58. Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says “gosh, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin screams “AAAH!! A talking muffin!”
  59. If you’re American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European!
  60. A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey Mitt! What’ll ya have?”
  61. What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it!
OMG, where did you guys get all those?
You made my day. Now for those who are a little more adventurous…
WARNING, the next page is some of the completely inappropriate, politically incorrect, and more naaaaughty ones that you submitted. I laughed at them because I think laughing at the inappropriate jokes of life makes real life and real thinking more enjoyable. These definitely won’t be everyone’s cup of tea.
And if you don’t go to the next page, what’s your favorite short joke ever?   

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Monday 13 March 2017

10 Ugandan Artists Alleged To Be Illuminati, No 9 Is A Pastor, Find Out Who

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10 Ugandan Artists Alleged To Be Illuminati, No 9 Is A Pastor, Find Out Who

According to Wikipedia, “Illuminati” refers to various organizations which claim or are purported to have links to the original Bavarian Illuminati or similar secret societies, though these links are unsubstantiated. They are often alleged to conspire to control world affairs, by masterminding events and planting agents in government and corporations, in order to gain political power and influence and to establish a New World Order. Central to some of the most widely known and elaborate conspiracy theories, the Illuminati have been depicted as lurking in the shadows and pulling the strings and levers of power in dozens of novels, movies, television shows, comics, video games and music videos.
Many Ugandans have never understood the meaning of Illuminati. Although our celebrities have vehemently denies the existence of the secret sect in our country, all evidence points otherwise. Here are artists alleged to be members of Illuminati.
1.Chameleone
Chameleone
Arguably one of East African’s most talented musician, Chameleone has amassed massive wealth over the years. His life came under the spot light in 2012 when they lynched someone in an alleged human sacrifice attempt. Chameleone has since denied the allegations and said he is a staunch Catholic whose faith is anchored in the lord.
2.Desire Luzinda

To be a member of Illuminati, you have to sacrifice something that is dearest to you. Desire Luzinda decided to give up her dignity in the name of fame. She has since been receiving shows and was recently in London for a concert.
3.G-snake
Even the name is suggestive. She performs with a 12 foot reptile wrapped around her neck. There was drama last year when her snake was stolen by poachers in the Congo and she had to involve the help of the police to trace her pet.
4.GNL Zamba

Self-confessed lover of the infamous Halloween festival which is associated with rising of the dead, GNL Zamba has been rumored to be a member of the Illuminati.
5.Bebe Cool

He is been in the industry for some time now but he still to break even. He is said to be a rebel in the secret sect and that is why he is not as successful has his compatriot Jose Chameleone. He is has been driving the same vehicle ever since he started music.
6.Radio and Weasel

The Illuminati promises you riches and fame so long as you are willing to sacrifice your soul. Radio and Weasel can be said to be the most successful music duo in East Africa and have been releasing hit songs for the last 7 years. Need I say more?
7. Zari Hassan
Zari Hassan limousine Hummer
10 state of the art of the vehicles, 7 lovers later, Zari Hassan doesn’t seem to be stopping anytime soon. Her source of wealth is questionable, never ever been quantified.
8.Pastor Kayanja
Pastor Kayanja
The man of God is a former member of Illuminati and has even confessed in in front of his congregation. To those who don’t believe that Illuminati exist, pastor Kayanja is a living testimony.
9. Pastor Wilson Bugembe
buge
We have seen celebrities flock his church in special occasions. He lives a lavish lifestyle which is not typical with the men in cloth.
10. Ivan Ssemwanga
Ivan Ssemwanga
The guy drives a Lamborghini and several fuel guzzlers. He claims to own a college in South Africa. There is no real work the guy does and he is said to be one of the wealthiest Ugandan celebrities.

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